What's on your mug?

John likes kids, sometimes if John is too close to a kid, that kid will never be seen again.

See that guy there, he is a John. He touches kids.

By SHIBALL

Bamboozles you into horrible Rarebreed updates that ruin the sports channels

W- “Who’s that?” L- “That’s John, the guy that bamboozled me into a shitty Rarebreed update”

By BoogieLoogie

John is a man with a small penis, but the size of his big head makes up for it

Wow have you seen the size of John’s big head and I’m not talking about the one in his pants!!

By Mrs_B_12

Just straight up

John is handsome

By Cess cube

best otter guy in the world he's so cool

john? that guy is fucking awesome

By coolest guy 13