What's on your mug?

A really sweet red head with a soul. The perfect woman for this man would be a Macee. Short, Pretty, and Strong.

K: 'Macee you should date Brandon Hampton!' M: 'I think I will, he's amazing!!'

By Macee Storer

a jock who hangs out with the fun, almost ghetto group. brown hair, tall, small dick. a brandon has one sister who is the biggest slut. a brandon thinks there funny and cool and doesn't really care for girls yet. a brandon doesn't think girls are hot, to him, they still have coodies. no one really likes a brandon, he's just there. he has about 2 friends and one of them is extremely good looking and the other one is full of them self. he doesn't know where he is in life and will hopefully become a better person when he's older.

boy: why is that kid so weird? boy 2: he's just a brandon

By mike and jenny

A human made up of a large amount of fat, commonly his size is more than the average fat kid.

Hey look it's Brandon. *turns to see immensely fat child* Your so fat, you should be called Brandon....

By sexytimeisnice

The biggest poon slayer out there watch out hell fuck yo girl and leave her the next day

Brandon slayed my girlfriends poon last night, I feel proud.

By bmanthepoonslayer

Brandon is a guy who loves to be in the bedroom, on the floor, or in the backseat of a car, as long as he is with the right person he enjoys being with he would be happy having sex anywhere. He is a young rebellious person with a monstrous dick!!! I bet his wife doesn't know he is banging another girl with that thing!!!

God, Brandon is so fine any girl would e lucky to have him

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