What's on your mug?

Someone from a city in Canada that has a disease called micro-penis syndrome which is when the penis is so small it can’t be seen without a microscope

“Dam Jakes got a tiny cock”

By Black male

big dong

wow look at his dong, he must be a jake

By aligatoe

A pain in the ass no it all who thinks he is always right and gets on everyone’s nerves

Jake is such a no it all

By Dwp

A godly like being who can kick your ass. A total god that will destroy any opposing enemy. A complete badass who can split atoms with a karate chop using his pinkie finger.

1: Dude holy shit watch out is Jake he could kick your ass. 2: Woah look it’s Jake he’s such a badass.

By 69 boiguer 68

Jake is a man with a massive dick

Guy1: woah he has a HUGE penis Guy2: it's obviously Jake Guy3: he's a sketch Jake: ayy blud wanna get boxed up Guy3: soz

By Mr.Tumble