An enigmatic creature that still confuses people with its odd antics to this day.
And the Lord said: Make the cat soft and warm, like fuzzy hugs... ...And put razor blades on his feet. ...And also make him a little shit at times. ...And also make him really lovable despite that.
By Ubeenbamboozledson
Floofballs of fur, cute, cuddly, but also demons! Watch out. Don’t let them get ahold of the lasers... when approaching this feline friend, make sure you packed the holy water and bible, just in case the cat doesn’t like you. Can be found in houses, or sometimes outside. They have knives in their paws... watch out... and keep the lasers safe.
“Hey dude I heard you got a cat!” “Yeah dude. Come look” “Aww it’s so cute- AAAAAAA”
By the coolest of the cool kid
the devil under the furry coat
um... there's a cat?
By Blackwolf_MEOW
A demon
"FASTER" Person A yelled "IM TRYING!" Person B yelled right after, panting. In a moment of shock person B lost his footing. "PERSON B!" "It's too late, go without me-" Person B was cut off as the cat slit his throat.
By ABoredWeeb
Dog
Farmer: go get the cat
By Yes I’m lesbian