What's on your mug?

He is the best dude in the world. He have the biggest dick and he is sexy asf. All the girls want him and he can not choose one

girl 1: You know John? girl 2: Yes he is sexy asf and I want him to fuck me.

By john with the biggest dick

He is honestly the giga chad. Men want to be him and woman want to be with him. A John is ussually very athletic and intelligent even though he doesn't show it.

John makes lesbians turn into straights

By xd_kuraLitsa

Shark man NomNom

Person 1 Woah Thats John he loves sharks Person 2 Hes a Shark guy

By Madz0305

santiagos boyfriend and soulmate for life😍

oh man John likes santiago

By Santiagos bf

A one who can out pizza the hut, and likes to sleep. He also enjoys food and classical music while working out or even discord moderating. He is known to be very very tall and is often very nice and charismatic to people. It’s also common for him to be in the wild place known as “skool” or even drinking a nice box of apple juice.

John was at my house with the imposter from among us.

By Fortnitjoez