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John is a someone you can stay up late FaceTiming and it never gets old or boring. He has endless jokes (some good most bad) and he has a great laugh that makes you laugh.

John makes you smile

By Skippy2021

A guy who is super sexy and is the best person to have ████ with the most athletic person ever

Man that john is sexy

By heyitsmejk

John is the guy who puts other before himself. His life has a deep meaning of not having a meaning. He doesn't know how to talk to people and he is very shy. He will risk his life for his friends, even if they don't need it. He is submissive and breedable. He will obey your orders if you step on him. He is not social at all and doesn't know how to make friends.

Senpai - Show submission and obey your master. John - Step on me

By Jsjsjdjdjjeejj

John is a pear which makes him very fruity, make sure to play CPR around him to make him put his hand over his mouth and maybe he would sing CPR with you ( the song by CUPCAKKE )

omg UwU I love John

By JOHNPHOBIC

Another -informal- term used to describe a toilet, most commonly used by meth heads

-Jesse: Hey man, can I use your John? -Meth head: Yeah sure man it's inside

By Lil Swigga 69