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Someone who buys their girlfriend flowers on international women's day

Damn that guy got his girlfriend flowers on international women’s day, which is a completely made up holiday? What a simp.

By sharbdaddy420

when you run out of demeaning words to call somebody, you call them a shimp. u can call someone a shimp for many various reasons such as backing out of a plan, ditching their friends for a girl, and willing to do anything for the coujee

You: Yo Gavin why is Judson being simp today Gavin: idk man but I think I'm a simp too for ditching y'all to study with a random chick yesterday

By irakli123

Someone who sucks up to a girl on twitter dot com to try and get a shag

That @IsakUtd kid is a massive fucking simp, such a virgin lmao

By fuckusimpsak

Harald gay

Me: hey look at that simp, harald gay Friend: ok

By Super straight man!

A guy/girl who will completely switch they’re personality or cut contact off with other people because they got a significant other.

Chad stopped hanging out with his girl bestfriend if 7 years because he started dating Mia a week ago, what a simp.

By crackcoxainebaby