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a starchy plant tuber, which makes up one of the most significant food crops, prepared and consumed as a vegetable

roasted potatoes

By Arminkshipper

A Potato is the most POTATO-EST potato you would ever meet. EVER. Nobody is more POTATO than him. He is your BEST FRIEND and loves fighting people for no reason.

Guy1: Hey, Bro! You're such a Potato! Guy2: *Emotional Sniff* Thanks, Bro...You're a potato too! Guy1: POTATOES ARE THE BEST! Farmer: I make Potatoes...

By Avada_Kedavra201263

1. A starchy root vegetable 2. A computer, machine or connection that is lacking in processing power or speed 3. A bland, plain person.

1. "I love me a baked potato" 2. "bro this video is like 2 fps. are you running this on a potato" 3. "I'm such a potato"

By arandomlurker

An otherworldly thing. People say its a vegetable but its too slay to be a mere veggie. The best thing to ever exist. The most delicious and the most amazing.

-what did you have for lunch? -i had a baked potato -u have been blessed my friend, i could do with a potato but sadly the universe does not favour me like it does you.

By potato1109

Potato is defined as a derogatory slang word meant to insult someone for being a said Potato, popularized by Sheeshpotato99.

"You had sex with my girlfriend?? L potato"

By Tucker Patrick White