He’s a big rapist and lives with a Hannah banana most of the time and always try’s to get all Zoe’s cake but Zoe’s speedy quick and runs away his kids are always screeming
Do you hear a fire alarm going off Brandon... no that’s just my kids crying
By Zoeeeeeee1233
A skinny dickbreath who smells worse than hot garbage.
Danielle: "Did you see Brandon?" Sarah: "No, but I smelled burning trash and ballsack breath so I knew he was close by."
By brandondickbreath
Brandon, they can be a real trouble maker but can somehow sometimes get out of it they can have big mood swings at times as well. They think they’re better than everyone else and have a short temper although never is anyone actually threatened by him.
Is that a Brandon? And here comes Brandon.
By Nbd
Someone with an incredibly small penis
Person 1: would you date brad? Person 2: I would, but I heard he’s a bit of a Brandon.
By BigBoyGamer
A complete dumb ass makes life hell when u do any thing that you can be made fun of for he will take advantage
Brandon is a bitch
By Dicks out for harrambe