What's on your mug?

heh funny nymber

69?

By JaiRed801

The act of two people giving eacother oral sex in a position similar to how the numbers 6 and 9 look when they're beside eachother.

Bf: You free tonight? Gf: Yeah why? Bf: Wanna 69? Gf: I'm on my period.

For some reason, humans appear to find this number humorous due to it being related to a method of procreation, it is unknown why they find sexual intercourse humorous.

“Hehe 69, nice.” -Human Subject #058.

By Ludsam

a number that a 12-year-old searches up because they think it's funny well guess what life only goes downhill from here buddy and 69 with not be your top priority for a long ass time

person 1: yo wanna search up 69 on the Urban dictionary Person 2:what NO! Are you twelve or something

By BigBennyBallBags

Hairy view for two can turn into a musty "SHU 🤧". Please be sweetie and clean your "pretty"... because that thick Ole pussy is waiting for slippy to smash her spotty so she can show u that sloopy toppy so U CAN SCREAM SEXI MAMI, so she can get pinned like a fucking champ because she just succeeded n sucked ur soul n your tounge got tired and now u gotta punish her pussy for being so good by making her cum everywhere n then hit it again cause she's a squirter n u feel like a god damn G..n, she wanna go for round 4... marry that bitch!

Man, she soul snatched me with her 69, imma introduce her to my family. That's wifey, made me pray for her pussy and God himself delivered 🙏

By Badpussy92