What's on your mug?

The best site on the internet

I go to Urban Dictionary to waste time.

By DarkPrelateMohandar

Where stupid retards post dumbass definitions that is either funny or downright shit

Guy 1: Guys what is a Pineapple? Guy 2: Check the Urban Dictionary Guy 1: It says why the fuck are you searching up Pineapple you stupid shit? Guy 2: Oh...

By Retarded Turtle

a website you visit when myspace is being a biotch and your to lazy to call a friend over or jerk off. you can also define the stupid slang terms your friends have invented, give a dirty definition to everything from apple to zebra, or plainly just bitch about your haters.

UD Noob: "oo interesting! no one has defined rubber band yet!" *typing in urban dictionary definition box* Rubber band: sticking your head in someones private area and yelling out applesauce repeatedly.

By E-Tag!

This website, smart one.

Guy 1: Hey, are you on urban dictionary.com? Guy 2: What's that? Let me look that up...

By Capsen

An online slang dictionary filled with penis euphemisms.

"dude, i have a huge crayon set (penis)" "what?" "check urban dictionary, then return, knowledgeful with urban slang"

By |meh|