Hipster
What you get when middle-class pseudo-intellectuals try too hard to be unique. Scenekids picked up on this and a whole fashion trend exploded. How to be a hipster: - Love anything until it becomes mildly popular. Then hate the living hell out of it. - Desperately make sure every one thinks that you don't care what people think. - Shop for your clothes at thrift stores. Bonus points for plaid. - Become an Apple Inc. iFag like everyone else (totally not conformist) - Only listen/watch/read media no one else does. - Don't shave. Remember, nothing says unique or enlightened like trying too hard to be different instead of focusing on science and arts.
guy1: hey man, did you see all those hipsters? guy2: yea man, I've never seen so many neckbeards pretending to have refined taste by paying for over-priced drinks in my life lol guy1: what was up with all the iPhones? guy2: well they support small business and non-conformity. guy1: they do know there's an "Inc." at the end of Apple, right?
By xailu