What's on your mug?

Someone you can rely on, who will love you for their whole life and who you will mourn at death. A friend for life. A source of allergies in bad people. Opposite of a cat.

I love my Dog. She will love me forever and i love her.

By DemonicEntity

A dog is a loving companion that will never leave your side. A dog is there for you no matter what. If you’re sad, a dog is there to cheer you up. If you’re happy, a dog is there to share the moment. If you’re angry at the world, a dog will be there to turn your frown upside down. A dog is a furry friend that loves you more than a fat kid loves cake.

Them: I wish I could be happier.. Me: Get a Dog, they’re wonderful at cheering everyone up! Them: It worked! Thank you for this amazing creature!

By Callofdutyman09

dog

dog dog

By chiefsosaboy

A giant rodent that some people eat like dumbasses or some well love and sacrifice there lives to let the dog know that they are a good owner Types of dogs Hairy chunky dog This thing sheds so much that you live in a giant bush of hair The fat dog This thing is a beast if it sees a singular crum it will have a mental breakdown and lick the whole floor just to eat the crum now your dinner room is very sticks and slippery The skinny bitch This thing is a legit straw this wimp never eats he or she is scared of food let me geuss he died the first day you got him The little liver That thing is dead Shit eater this dog gobbles up shit like he is Joey Chestnut eating hotdogs he mistaken chocolate as shit and he is dead now Little turd This thing is smaller than your penis Big turd He needs a room instead of a cage because he is a fat turd Fancy ho This thing is all “give me a fork and a knife” even know they are just eating fries Straw bitch You’ve found a straw dog in your front yard you scared him away and he just got hit by a car Cat ? Other names Giant rodent/cootie boo/jerk/work/a waste of money/your own death because this thing ripped your arm off/shithead

My dog jumped off our balcony

By I have cool last name B)

a turtle

"seek dog" "could this be dog?" "lovable sort ahead" "try fingers but hole"

By The Loathsome Dung Eater