What's on your mug?

The chick I fucked last night.

"I heard you scored some pussy! Who'd you do?" "Your mom"

By The Tomb

A great response that can be used in 99% of argumentative situations.

John: Fuck you Me: I fucked your mom John: Your a dick Me: Your mom doesn't mind John: Get off my nuts dude Me: I'm just getting you back because your mom wouldn't get off mine. John: I'm gonna beat your ass dude. Me: Just like I beat your mom's pussy?

By The Blanester88

the best comeback ever.

"dude get the fuck off my playstation i wanna play with it now!" "your mom wants to play with it!"

By alittlestreetgurl

The last desperate resort to save what's left of your saggy public image, in an obviously lost verbal or written argument.

"Your a fat pig who likes to masterbate in his own sweat, i even caught you masterbating, you cant deny it anymore." -"Yeah your mom."

By Anonymous

Say this every time somebody asks you a question

Teacher: Timmy, did you do ur homework? Timmy: No, I did your mom Nerd getting pushed around: Stop guys, that hurts Timmy: Thats what ur mom said last night

By Joel Bossy