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adv. a masculine superlative noun modifer. Something agressive & powerful.

Harley-Davidson are rude neighbors: they creep through the neighborhood with engines rumbling on '11.' Riding one though, that's a schlong ride.

By nukeUser

A really long wet penis that is used normally for animals.

O MY GOD that monkey has a huge schlong!

By Ryan

A well hung penis that's sized between a Schlander and a Dong.

P1: "Whoa Betty-Lou, your hands are cold don't touch my schlong." P2: "Well Harry, you just go on and touch it yourself then!"

By wordwanker

A schlong is a massive veiny hairy monster of a penial object. Keep out of reach of small children

"Bro did you see that horses giant long schlong. its was beautiful"

By Dr. Schlong

Another word for a long penis; but not a pee-pee ..

She wants fortunes schlong after she heard his mixtape.

By 1401