What's on your mug?

When you are having sex with a man or woman with a non erect penis

I did so much coke last night I couldn't get a boner and I was noodling this chick in the ass

By Powerslave312

The act of existing without accomplishing anything whatsoever. Usually involves remaining in one spot for an unreasonable amount of time while high, hungover, exhausted, or mentally checked out. A noodling individual has no immediate plans, no sense of urgency, and very little interest in moving.

“Bro, are you coming with us?” “Nah, Jake’s been noodling in that beanbag chair for three hours.” “After taking that edible, I wasn’t watching the movie—I was just noodling.”

By PizzaLover_69

The act of sounding with raw pasta (ex. Spaghetti, fettuccine or the post popular, Bucatini)

Yo, bro I was noodling yesterday and at snapped! Luckily It came out when I peed earlier today.

By N_Femboy