Mario
dat guy from a video game
mario time lel
By Haapsalu
dat guy from a video game
mario time lel
By Haapsalu
Nintendo's Mario had a dirty secret called "hornio"
John: I feel Mario right now. Mom: Then why not play Mario? John: *under breath* haha
By baby_blue_panda11
A iconic video game character but is kind of a simp because he risks is life just to save the princess peach
MarIo Is A plUMBer yOu KnoW
By Turn_off_safe_search_sonic_69
A guy who has a brother named Luigi that works as a plumber, never actually does his job because some princess named after a fruit keeps getting kidnapped by a literal turtle.
Mario - "Look! it's from bowser!" Mario - " 'Dear pesky plumbers....."
By literally just a bicycle
Luigi’s brother
“I was playing the new Mario game the other day.”
By sorrydarling