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long island

I'm from Long Island so I trust me on all of this stuff -a lot of people in long island are 'gheto' and 'gangsta', actually scratch that, everyone from long island falls under one of these categories -I'm a new yorker cause i live in new york CITY. and the state, you fucktards. i think i would know, i live here. -the few people who aren't ghetto and gangsta are absolutely loaded white people -everyone is homosexual, so get over it. seriously, there are gay people here, we practically created homosexuality. -i have to admit, we have shitty beaches.. -long island is upstate, thats just retarted to disputed. -all long islanders have the mentality that we're better then everywhere else. If you can't deal with it then you should just move here -all the girls are bitches -everyone here is stupid, why is this even a question, are you reading what I am writing -if you want to stop being inferior to gangsta, rich white stupid homosexual black people from the city in upstate NY and meet bitches then just move to long island already

person 1) I'm from Long Island man. person 2) Hey that's the shittiest part of NYC

By longIslandOGhomo4Life

long island

A big tract of suburban h*ll east of NYC. Known for its abundance of guido f*ggots who invade Manhattan on the weekends and turn formerly hot clubs like Marquee and Lotus into B&T wastelands. People who live in "the City" (i.e. Manhattan, not Brooklyn/Queens, etc.) look down on people from Long Island as uncultured suburban tools that dilute Manhattan nightlife or pretty much anything else they manage to get their hair-gel stained, grubby hands on. Long Islanders wish they could live in Manhattan, but can't afford it so they pretend they hate Manhattan and have a lot of "Long Island Pride".

A bunch of guido douchebags from Long Island sporting blowout haircuts, XS Armani Exchange t-shirts, thick gold chains, and ugly-ass jeans from American Eagle stroll up to Cain/Pink Elephant, etc. The bouncer takes one look and announces to them that the club will be full for the next 2 years. Me: How the f*ck did the B&Ters from Long Island find out about Cain? It's only been 1 month! Better start spreading the word that the Long Island plague is on its way...

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