Boring. Consists of uninteresting entries about one's life in a small screen resolution using a ridiculously stupid format and/or loaded with links. Also mandated by law to contain 5 gigabytes of political banners/videos/documents
"Now don't read the blogs Jimmy, don't forget your brother committed suicide after reading those!" I hate blogs. "D00d check out my bl0g!!" *response* "How about you check out the edge of my knife?"
By Crunkonius
a word great for use in the workplace. Often known to be used in place of profanities.
Situation - busy at work; 1 Now's not a good time, I'm blogged. 2 Stop blogging me! Trying to work here.... 3 I'd be getting some work done if it wasn't for your incessant blogging!
By feefaa
When somebody pretends to give people advice through uncredited literature and stories. Kind of like pretending to be a professional journalist, but you don't know what you're talking about.
1. I heard from a blog that the new Death Cab for Cutie CD is great. 2. I heard from a blog that nobody likes you anymore. Mainly because everybody reads Mark's blog, so it must true.
By Ninja Pipes
a euphamism for cock or penis...
I'm going to play with my blog.
By stcharlesdude
when you're wandering in the woods with your lover and you give him a blow job while perched on a log. bj + log = blog
"Hey Sarah, what did you do this weekend?" "Oh man, I was such a hussy. My man and I camped out in the woods and I gave him a blog."
By hangingoutthinkingoffunnywords