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Zombie

Pronunciation: 'zahm-bee One of the undead or the walking dead, an animated soulless corpse controlled by a voodoo deity. This state of being can come about due to prolonged exposure to kibitzing hoydens, hypocritical robots, and excessive sweating from time spent in the heat. Often a result of a strenuous marching band routine.

Dude, Brian has become such a zombie from all that marching band practice, just listen to him! (Monotone voice and expressionless face) "Float 16 hold 4 sir."

By Lydia jackson

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