What's on your mug?

Someone who always is upset or grumpy, always wears dress clothes tie and yes the tie clip, and lastly hates EVEYTHING!

Hey Squidward have you finished those errands yet?

By Writer of none

Someone who is so negative and in constant state of distent. Those whom have joy when bad things happen to others

My wife is such a goddamn squidward...

By Gdiesel

SQUIDWARD (has to be in all caps) means a really annoying and troublesome person. Has tentacles and uses then for unusual purposes 😏. has no emotion and talks like their constipated all the time. Also is gay. (as seen in the picture below⬇️ Or above ⬆️ Idk)

holy shit SQUIDWARD! stop singing that trash song! Why doesn't SQUIDWARD just stop harassing people

By Rayjeem

Smacking a girl with your dick and balls simultaneously, leaving behind a squidward shaped imprint. Scoring system for imprints; Ball imprint only: 2 points Penis imprint only: 1 point Squidward imprint: 10 points

“I laid down the squidward on her hardcore”

By Daddysaur

The sexiest mother fucker around.

you: hey squidward squidward: hey hows it going? you: *internally* omfg hes so hot what do i say next???

By french fry dick