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samantha

A sexy female who if you are not currently dating you should get with. Samanthas are women of beauty and booty and usually a gorgeous blonde. They are all you wish you had and the best choice for a girl friend. (unless you know a samantha who is a man) If you date or dated these gorgeous Samantha's you have all you'll ever need or you are mental and let the best thing you had go, without realizing it. Samantha's are the best in bed even if they appear they aren't. Get to know your Samantha because studies show many grow up to be nude models just out of the blue.

boy 1: i cant believe i let samantha go boy 2: yea dude you're such an idiot. do u not know how awesome she REALLY is? you didnt even give her a shot boy 1: im an idiot.

By heeeeeeyyyyy

Samantha

The most amazing female you’ll ever have the honor to meet. She’s kind, caring, loyal, hilarious, and never fails to be there when you need her. No matter how sucky of a friend you may be to her, she will always forgive you. She will always tell you how much she admires you. She will always make herself available when you need a shoulder to cry on. You’ll never meet a better friend than that of a girl named Samantha.

Me: *having a mental breakdown while everyone treats me like a piece of trash* Samantha: *murders the people who treated me like trash*

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