What's on your mug?

what belongs on an escalator instead of people

mayonnaise on an escalator its going up the stairs so see ya later

By cacacooroonee

making someone realize they're asking for the opposite of what they want. Very effective against intellectuals.

Noam Chomskeys ukraine argument needed a lil mayonnaise to get others to realize that he would defend the nazis if it meant going against US foreign policy.

By mhargis

IT’S JUST BURGER SAUCE

girl: mmm your mayonnaise is so good boy: woah woah woah woah

By TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The liquid that drips out of Landoggers ass from her Hungarian Flag Butt Plug when going down an escalator

Dude 1: hey is that MAYONNAISE ON AN ESCALATOR? Landogger: HES GOING UPPSTAIRS SO SEE YA LATER Dude 3: nah bro wtf thats so disgusting

By PCgary

A salad dressing. Can be combined with cookies, snickers, and eggs.

MAYONNAISE ON AN ESCALATOR! IT'S GOING UPSTAIRS SO SEEYA LATER.

By A Quirky White Boy