What's on your mug?

a guy who can say words that are complete jumble online girlfriend moment

"james im telling you random streamers arent your girlfriends" "DISCORD KITTEN MOMENT"

By Yo Read the whole thing first

likes to pretend he is good at everything icluding water fights and iceskating but isnt. is fun to talk to and sit with while drinking bubble tea is comfy seats but will lie about not liking the bubble tea. is a geeek for fantasy films and thw witcher lolz. DOES GEOGRAPHY EW

james, noone likes geography

By heeheehaahaalolz

A kind-hearted, loving man who makes one happy with his attentiveness and desire to please. Wonderfully handsome and incredibly sexy, he oozes sex appeal. Often brilliant at making love. Fancied by all women that set eyes on him. Sometimes too easily led astray but quick to realise his mistakes and try to make amends. Very intelligent. Sometimes pompous but not overly so. Sensitive. Funny. Brave. Strong. Gorgeous. Loves lists. A brilliant father and someone any lady would be proud to call their husband. Often synonymous with fab.

Call off the search ... I have met my Mr James! He is my James in shining armour.

By Mrs James

To sum him up in 4 letters CUNT absolute waste of space cunt. Waste of space, asshat, fuckwit, selfish prick. Biggest let down ever to meet

I hate that James

By LOLKARMABITCH

a retarded child that is mentally unstable and will rape any hole it sees

james is gay

By BBC BOI