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Friendzone

When someone you like and want a relationship with decides that they only want you as a friend, even though they like all your qualities and are going to use you as a baseline to judge all other possible boy/girlfriends. People who do this are not worth your time and effort simply because they're not good enough for you. Note: It IS possible, once in a relationship, to be Re-Friend-zoned. This happens when your partner, despite all other indications they made, never actually stopped seeing you as a friend. People who do this, whether or not their intentions were good, will never have a successful relationship until they learn more about themselves (i.e. how to know when they're ready for and want a relationship) and how to respect others by not leading them on.

Dunn: So, are you going to ask her out again sometime later? Marcus: Nah, she friendzoned me, I want someone better than that. Refriendzoning: Thomas: So, do you want to go out sometime? Shelby: Sure, I'd love to! 3 moths later.... Shelby: I'm sorry, but I don't think this relationship is working... Thomas: Why not?! Everything was going so well! Shelby: I know, and you're great, but I just never saw you as more then my best friend. Thomas: .........wow. I hope you grow up, because God help the next person you call your boyfriend.

By just a guy trying to Live.

Friendzone

When a mate likes a girl but doesn't make a move for a while and he ends up just being a friend. When this happens girls usually know you like them later in but just use you for emotional thrills and to boost their Tyrannosaurus Rex ego. Soon enough a guy with steel balls will swoop down and take the girl you spent all that precious time on. Now there are 6 signs you're in the friendzone: 1. She can never make time for you. 2. She takes 2 hours to respond to a text. 3. You always have to start your convos. 4. She says she's busy. EVEN ONCE if she ever says this never talk with her again, will save you a lot of time. 5. She only hangs out with you when her other friends are around. 6. She flirts with you but never makes a move(only talks with you to flirt.)

Todd: What's up Sam! *Sam ignores Todd and makes out with her boyfriend Thomas* Todd was confused he used to talk with Sam every day and he swore she was starting to like him. But it was an illusion and Sam knew Todd would stay there for her since he is in love with her and she needs her emotional toilet paper for the breakup. Girls always have a guy in the friendzone to hear them bitch.

By ImSoNEW

FriendZone

That awkward moment when your top gal tells you that "you're a great guy", and you just know it's the end of the world. She might as well cut your dick off and frog-march you to the nearest monastery because you've just been banished to the 'Zone, and you ain't never graduating out of that place.

Me: I cannot sleep because I am thinking about you. I am ALWAYS thinking about you, since you first wrote to me. I can't explain or control my feelings. I just like you. That's it. I miss you so much. I don't know why. I am not in control of my emotions. All I know is that I like you, I like you, I like you, I like you, I LIKE YOU!!!! Before I knew you I was happy-single, but now I am sad. Every day we don't talk is horrible for me. Did you meet somebody else, or did I do or say something wrong? Did you just want to be friends, and did you not like it when I started to be obvious that I don't just want to be friends? My top gal: I saw what happened with your feelings and I can't let it be, because I'm not single. I really like you as a person. You are good man. Me (to my homies): Oh man, she put me in her FriendZone. One of my homies: At least the FriendZone is better than the EnemyZone. EnemyZone SUCKS!!!

By Mayor of the 'Zone

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