What's on your mug?

The language everyone says they are fluent in, but really aren't

I can speak English

By WaffwlWolf

English is a code or term that was often used when print ads were one of the only ways of connecting with other members of the hidden S/m community. This term or code is most often used to identify spanking or corporal punishment. In addition, there is English 'style' spanking. This style is distinguished by the rapid glancing or 'side' blows of the hands across the buttocks. Often the Dominant will heat the flesh through orienting the strikes to land or overlap each other in order to build on the level of intensity without virtually any risk of bruising or damage to the tissues.

A prostitute might refer to services she provides as English, Greek, French, etc.

By Raskolnikov

1. A bastard tongue which mixes a little bit of everything into one language creating one of the most confusing bits of chaos ever concieved by man. 2. Someone from across the pond who gets their kicks by beating up the Irish.

. . . look around you (assuming you live in an English speaking nation).

By R.Matthews

A covert way of saying marijuana, usually preceded by "studying", as in "studying English" or "doing English homework" means smoke weed.

Hey lets study English at Jay's house tonight. Did you guys do that English homework last night?

By The masta of dizzasta

a bend, or curve, often pertaining to a pool shot or a penis.

his cock had so much english on it, it looked like a J

By des