Dan is the perfect guy, his cock is fucking massive, everybody loves him he’s just an all round loving, caring, sexy, selfless, humble perfect human being. Some people describe Dan as a can of Pringles, once you pop you cant stop. Its not easy being a Dan everyone wants to be around him everyone wants to be like Dan.
“Is that dan” “Yeah he’s fucking sexy” “Yeah i know i wish i was his girlfriend shes so lucky” “OMGGG Dan spoke to me he’s so perfect”
By Thelightbulb1920
Otherwise known as dipshit Dan, and trust me there's a reason for that name. He's a really lovely fella and he hasn't got a bad bone in his body. He may have the IQ of a pencil, but somewhere deep down and god knows he hides it well there's a clever chap.
whose that dipshit? Oh that's Dan
By CLAYTON X
Meaning Dumb Ass Nigga
Guy 1: 'What's 2+2 Guy 2:'4' Guy 1' You is a DAN'
By yeamannnnnnnnnn
Dan is a loving person with a kind heart. At first you may think, oh no hes not my type of friend, but just dig that little deeper get past all the sarcasm and the jokes and you have an amazing person. Dan is the most important person in your life! If you are special enough to have a dan in your life dont take him for granted! Hes special but doesnt quite know it yet!
Weirdo - omg dan is so weird and nerdy . Dan’s friend - no he is the nicest man alive , u wouldn’t know , u haven’t met him.
By RydenMCR Howlter
He's sweet one in a million type of guys you won't meet a guy with his talents.he is very charming, charismatic and kind. He will make any girl dream of him.hes very confident its sexy as hell.he is intelligent and knows how to use his word to brighten up your day.
Dan makes me smile every time i see him.
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