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Chelsea is defined as one slutty individual who only realizes that she can use her vagina when she reaches the age of 18, but for some reason she never enjoys any of the finger, tongue, or dick that comes in contact to her vagina. After swapping saliva with someone one week she enjoys hopping to the next boy that will give her attention, but soon becomes bored with his "terrible" use of tongue, so then finds another boy in which she says "I wanna fuck you...give me a week and we'll do it" The best part is that she loves to lie about her adventures in bed because she feels that she will be judged by those who listen to her stories.

Boy #1 - Dude..so I just got done fucking Chelsea. Boy #2 - Uhh..what? Chelsea told me she wanted to fuck.... Boy #1 - Really..? She told me the same thing last week.

By Tiny Tomcat Timmy

Chelsea's tend to be chubby, unattractive, boring people, yet they always manage to attract the best guys. They are nice people but quite ingenuine and superficial.

How come Chelsea always gets the nice guy?

By hizagggg2288

A Russian club who are based in North London. Have enjoyed unprecedented success of late, thanks mainly to the deep pockets of a Russian tyrant, tax-evader and probable human-rights abuser Roman Abramovich. Generally known for buying ridiculous amounts of players for ridiculous amounts of money, such as paying 21 million pounds for Shaun Wright-Phillips. They used to play decent football in the days of Ranieri, Vially and Zola, but have since managed to alienate the entire footballing community, thanks in the main to the unsportsmanlike and aloof behaviour from types such as Jose Mourinho and Didier Drogba. Supporters are typically racist and die a little bit every time an African player runs out for the Blues. Generally, fans console themselves by saying things such as:"Oh well, At least we're not Manchester United"

Chelsea fan #1:"Where are we playing tonight?" Chelsea fan #2:"St. Petersburg, I think"

By stephen pay amos

to go off or go ham on another individual..when the need is not necessary

man that fool just went chelsea on that nigga

By S3KTR

chelseas are fun to be around. theyre nice but can be a bitch if needed. usually smell nice, and is some kind of cheerleader.

girl; damn i wish i was a chelsea boy; *looks chelsea up & down* yeah me too.

By chickaa1234