What's on your mug?

what u say in responce to any question

your mom : so what did u do today? you : your mom jen: so what r we doin 2day in french? me: your mom!

By your mom

Retort to a negative comment. Often followed by the exclamation OHHHHH!

A-That is one large sandwich. B-Your Mom is a large sandwich Surrounding Audience-OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

By LBW23B

A phrase used when you have absolutely no idea how to answer a question, or piss someone off. Highly recommended phrase to be used during business meetings.

Important Guy: "Mr. Smith, how long do you think the proposal will take?" You: about as long as your mom

By Ginza

The way to answer a question when you're bored.

"Timmy, what is the world's largest continent?" "Your mom." -------- "Hey, what are you doing this weekend?" "Your mom." ------- "Hey, who do you plan on making pseudo-sexual comments about?" "Your mom."

By Silly

The best person to ever lay eyes on, she's even better than mango in the summer and giraffes during winter. She'smine tho you can't steal her.

Person 1 - did you see her, she fine AF Person 2 - yeah, she's probably just YOUR MOM

By Bee_in_a_treehouse_