What's on your mug?

being married to your right hand; something that computer nerds can barely get.

I whacked off the other day on my computer and is was all over me.

By Fuck taht

Can mean one of two things: 1) To stroke a penis, either by masturbation or by doing it for someone else 2) To kill someone in Maphia lingo

For definition 1: "I'm whacking off right now.", "Your sister whacked me off last night." For definition 2: "If I find out Lenny's wearing a wire, you're gonna whack him off.", "I'm going to whack you off if you don't whack off Lenny."

By deepspace10

To down your drink.

I'll just whack off my pint, then I'm going home to whack off.

By Ben

the most amazing thing ever

none needed just go whack off man

By thetruth1010