Wetter than an otter's pocket
when your girl sees Loki Laufeyson/Tom Hiddleston. Hiddlestoner
Me: omg I just saw Tom Hiddleston in a manbun for Loki Assembled!! Bf: Hm... *starts to do man buns more* Me: Fuck, I'm wetter than an otter's pocket
By Whowhoville