What's on your mug?

One who burgles shit(turds). A total cocksmoker.

I saw Paul turd burgle my poop out of the tarlet!! Vishy is a fag and a total turd burgular.

By NIGGA_HATER

When having sex through the back door, only to pull your tool out and find a clump of turd attached to your knob

"Turd Burgular" I turd burgled Cindy last Saturday night but disaster averted, I wiped it on her curtains before she found out

By Turd burgular 101

coprophiliac,a person w/a sexual fetish toward excrement and its processes

"everytime I go take a dump,that turd burgular follows me into the restroom....it's creepy"

By Intergalactic Overlord 07

A gay boy who likes to stick his cock in a fellow queen's asshole and persue in stealing his turds.

That guy over there is a turd burgular!

By Jack Hawkins

A homosexual or gay man.

Bruce is such a turd burgular.

By Allen Miami