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Some truly amazing beer. Yes it is expensive but it makes up for that in taste. Its great cause it doesn't taste too strong even though it has a high alcohol percentage 5.2%. I love it, have had some good experiences.... like getting drunk with hot soccer players!! woot woot.

Soccer player- Hey why don't you get a Stella? Me- Ok Many beers later.... Soccer player- You're hot. Me- Yeah you too.... Soccer player- Why don't we go look at my car. Me- Thank you Stella Artois. So smoooth.

By Beerenthusiast

A Reassuringly expensive Lager of 5.2& abv. Turns a fellow from a small biscuit arsed dweeb into a kebab munchin groch, willing to pagger with anyone who doesn't agree with him.

" call forth the power of 9 Stella's and I'll bail you out of the Bridewell if you haven't caused too much trouble "

By John Gaskell

Cold ass shit from Belgium! (Good shit) It Makes you drunk,strong and brave... You might even fight a nigga or 2! Very expensive..... Loved by black people such as myself. stella artois! My way of life!

Me; Man after a few stella's i beated th living fuck out of that mexican! Mike; Yea well....he's back standing in front of your door and he brought his 25 cousins with him.. Me; Holy shit!......Got some Stella??? Mike; Ah here it is...sweet Stella Artois,our saviour!

By Bronx-ghetto-my niggazzzzzz

a Belgium beer. Slayer is shown Drinking it on the back of the "Reign in Blood" Album. Other than that, it sucks.

Slayer Drinks Stella Artois? They look like they would drink Sol or Modelo. Or Blood.

By diamonddave420

over priced beer factory alcoplop that turns people into morons: see below

stella artois, stella, stela, sstelaa etc bang or barf

By toymi69