The only show in the history of man where you have to watch it to get the funniness of the jokes.
Kramer: Hey you want a Junior Mint? Jerry: No I'm good. Kramer: C'mon they're chocolatey and refreshing. They're delicious! Jerry: No! Kramer: (hands one to Jerry and it falls into guy getting operated on). That joke might not have seemed funny here, but if you watch it you'll laugh your fucking ass off. It's the perfect example of a Seinfeld joke.
By Tikibarberfan
An unparalleled [television] show that ran from 1989-1998 with 4 main characters, Jerry Seinfeld, George Costanza, Elaine Benes, and Cosmo Kramer. [Words] cannot describe this show. It is a true classic and will forever be. Every episode was designed to a [perfection] and full of ironic twists, unique characters, and hilarious endings. It analyzes the little things in life and answers life questions. The series finale was the best! Love it all!
Seinfeld Concepts: The Pack, Top of the muffin, mustard and ketchup in the same bottle, [Sex] with the cleaning lady, Kramer toasting his shirt, the barking [dog], Junior Mints, Puffy shirt, Cigar store indian, Mr. Peterman's cake, Stop short, Chinese [food], George's cheapness (the red dot, toxic envelopes, etc), the debate of whether the eclaire was trash or [food] So many unique characters: Bob Sacamano!! Art Vandalay, Newman, J. Peterman!!!, Jon Voight, Crazy [Joe] DaVola, Baboo, David Puddy, Sue Ellen Michgee, Poppy, [Jackie] Chiles, George's parent's, the list continues... Quotes can be found at [www].imdb.com with a forum [If you're not gonna be a part of a civil society, then just get in your car and drive on over to the East Side.] [Cosmo Kramer: They're trying to screw with your head. Jerry: Now why would a junior high school want to screw with my head? Cosmo Kramer: Why does Radio Shack ask for your phone number when you buy batteries? I don't know.] [Well, you, my [friend], have crossed the line that divides [man] and bum. You are now a bum.] Classic.
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The best show ever aired on TV. Main characters are: Jerry, George, Elain, and Kramer.
George: Jerry, did you wash this pear? Jerry: Yeah, I washed it. George: It looks like it hasn't been washed. Jerry: So wash it! George to Sharen: You hear the way he talks to me? Sharen: You should hear how my boyfriend talks to me. George and Jerry: ..........
By She Is Hot
Seinfeld is the greatest sitcom ever. It absolutely destroys Friends and The Drew Carey Show. Its a show about "nothing."
The Best Scene Ever (happens to be from Seinfeld) {Jerry and Sheila standing in line at the Soup Nazi's stand} JERRY: What are you gonna get? SHEILA: I'll decide at the last minute. JERRY: You better decide, sister. You're on deck. {she begins kissing Jerry} JERRY: Sheila! {Soup Nazi pounding on countertop} JERRY: Uh-oh. SOUP NAZI: Hey, what is this? You're kissing in my line? Nobody kisses in my line! SHEILA: I can kiss anywhere I want to. SOUP NAZI: You just cost yourself a soup! SHEILA: How dare you? Come on, Jerry, we're leaving. {Sheila walks out and then back in while Jerry is desiding soup or girl} SHEILA: Jerry? {Jerry turns toward her} JERRY: Do I know you? <<< I love that line {Sheila looks offended} *end of scene*
By dwit
The best show ever created for television.
I saw the funniest man alive Jerry Seinfeld yesterday.
By JonMoran