scotch plains
A town that neighbors Westfield, New Jersey. It was claimed that Westfield students have a vigorous drive to succeed and because of it the town produces more "assholes per square mile." Sufficed to say, that's better than Scotch Plains' motto: Flunk 4th grade math and become a drug dealer -- as most of them are. Scotch Plains kids are jealous of Westfield's prosperity, aesthetics, and educational system. Some wise-ass wrote angry anti-westfield crap on urbandictionary, when he should have been studying, trying to boost his 1.8 GPA and his 950 SAT's. Thanks a lot, losers. Blue Devils 4 Ever.
Westfield Student 1: Hey man, how'd your math test? Westfield Student 2: Aww, not bad. I got an 85, but I studied my ass off so I'm really happy. Westfield Student 1: Cool man. See you later. Scotch Plains Student 1: Yo bro, ya'll want some weed and shit? Scotch Plains Student 2: Hell yeah bro! Pass dat crap on! Scotch Plains Student 3: I just finished my goddamn app to Union County College, yo. Scotch Plains Students 1 & 2: What's college?
By Delivery Guy 1