A small Italian man who wears red overalls and a red cap with the letter M on it he can jump high but that’s about it. He loves magic mushrooms and when he’s high he seems to think he’s tall and can spit fire balls so don’t go on front of him when he has shrooms.
Guy 1: hey I was playing super Oscar bros the other day Guy 2: it’s mario bros u fucking idiot
By Timmy367_69haha
Oscar is one of the most amazing people you will ever meet. He is good looking with a great personality. He hasnt had a gurl friend as hes waiting for the perfect girl to stay with forever. He is liked by everyone and has the best hair ever. If u ever meet an Oscar become his bff and dont ever let him go. He is amazing at everything he trys especially dance singing and acting. He hates to admit tho its true that most girls fancy him (especially me xox). You can always trust him and hes always there for u. Love you xox
Girl 1: Hey look theres Oscar Girl 2: Hes soooo dreamy Girl 1: I know any girl would be lucky to have him Girl 2: But hes to good for all the girls
By xoxthatgirlxox
The sexiest guy who ever walked this planet. He gets all the bitches, and has a 7 metre penis.
Oscar is so f*cking cool!
By Krampass
A tall,handsome guy with a long ass dick. Hes great at sex and gets all the women. When you sleep with him u will be sore the next day.
You have yourself an Oscar
By Luv.Shorty4
That one kid who never talked ever but is actually a pretty cool dude Who is so cool in fact he writes his own name on urban dictionary
Bro that guy is such an Oscar
By Dinkster