moose
Affectionate nickname for a well-endowed friend.
We call him Moose, 'cause he's hung like one.
By theamazingsepfu
Affectionate nickname for a well-endowed friend.
We call him Moose, 'cause he's hung like one.
By theamazingsepfu
The best game ever. You hit someone on the arm, while screaming "MOOOOOSE" really loud. For best results, continue screaming until they either: a)Get scared and run away b)Smack you c)Stare mildly at you Either way, it's most definitely the best game ever. If you've never played it, you suck. You suck anyway. You disguist me. GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!
*smack* MOOSE What the fuck? *smack* MOOSE *Run away*
By MooseOfDoom
(n) An affectionate term to describe someone socially inept (or at least awkward). Moose tend to have specialized knowledge on some geeky topic, such as star wars, dnd, star trek, lord of the rings, etc. Drama and art majors tend to be moose. Acts of moosery are possible from anyone whether they are a moose generally or not, as long as they miss some conversational subtlety and fall on their face in an attempt to make a joke. Moose tend to have trouble getting dates, because moosery is not as celebrated in this society as it ought to be. (origin) From the movie "Stay" with Ewan McGregor. (adj) moose. can also be used as an adjective to describe someone who is a moose.
Some famous moose are: Ewan McGregor, Threepio, Nicolas Cage, Benny and Joon, Characters from I <3 Huckabees, Johnny Depp, Brian Gernand, Telford Work,
By sock baby
one who has a huge dick
Kyle and Chris both have a moose.
By Squeaks from CBA
Moose is a generally cool nickname for everyone. It promotes all things stupid and unexplained, "Moose" love to eat and sleep and be generally funny at a cost to thier street cred and limbs. A kind endearing term. I should know... it is my nickname... thank you very much
To say hi to a moose: "Howdy Moose!" To ask for something: "Mooshy... please can I..." To annoy: Call by their real name... it really annoys them.
By moose_emma@hotmail.com