What's on your mug?

Three words: Santa's bitches.

Elf 1: Whoa! Check out Mrs. Claus! Elf 374,045,234.7: Yeah... she gives new meaning to the term "ho ho ho"!

By Rustin Moble

1. Santa's most famous words 2. What you see when, three slutty girls walk by. 3. The wrong way to spell a garden tool

1. ho ho ho, Merry Chrismas! 2. Merry XXX-Mas, ho ho ho. 3. I said, get the ho ho ho !

By Desmond Shoals

1. What the jolly Santa famously says. 2. What John McClane includes in his hilarious message to Hans Gruber in Die Hard. 3. Destiny's Child.

1. Ho ho ho, merry christmas kiddies. 2. Now I've got a machine gun. Ho ho ho. 3. The bitter cold of christmas time doesn't stop them hangin around on street corners.

By Metatron

Santa's orgasm

Santa yells "Ho Ho Ho" as he spreads his Christmas cheer.

By Dubiks

what santa says Another way to call a hoe

Ho Ho Ho I'm calling my hoe.

By TrollerDefines