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A good looking fit bird that goes for average boys, instead of popular boys.

Girl 1: Babe, why are you going out with him? You're way too good. Girl 2: He's perfect <3 Girl 1: Pfft, Goldilocks much?

By Ben....

Derogatory slang word used by the more refined English teachers in France. Most often used when giving opinions about ministerial edicts.

What a load of goldilocks.

By foonist66

Verb. To goldilocks is to steal something that doesn't belong to you. Often, it refers to the theft of something left unattended, frequently food or drink.

Hey, who goldilocksed my sandwich? I left it right there!

By Deacon23

You put your dick in a girl's butt but it's too tight You put you dick in a girls vagina but it's too loose So, you put your dick in her mouth and it's JUST RIGHT

I hooked up with Pamela once. It was a Goldilocks experience...the first two holes just weren't working

By alittlehart

As a woman, only one cock will fit her vag perfectly. She will search for years to find that cock. A Goldilocks cock is one that is not too big, and not too small, but just right.

Ben’s cock was the perfect fit. Not too big and not too small. I’ve found my Goldilocks cock!

By djdelanez