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fucking while bouncing around on a bed.

Their flobbing is going to destroy the mattress.

By Anonymous

a word to describe when guys swing their dick around. Usually used to get the last bit of pee out

lachlan stop flobbing you donkey

By wangqueen

Flobbing is the act of lubricating your flaccid penis with week-old semen and beating the penis like you’re trying to give it CPR. May involve throwing the penis from side to side in a desperate bid to awaken the sleeping giant.

Adam Lambert: It’s official. My caterpillar is totally dead. I tried flobbing it in front of my Filipino manservant and nothing. John Wayne (Gacy): I have an idea. Sandy Cheeks: Well, shucks, SpongeBob: your penis is deader than the vibe at a Reddit meet-up! SpongeBob: FLOBBING IT! FLOBBING IT! FLOBBING IT! FLOBBING IT!

By Raul Pudd