Durtle
A fat, lazy asswipe. Who never showers or brushes his teeth. Completely A-sexual. A pizza-faced virgin. You can ring grease out of his hair. Animal abuser. Lying, two faced, sociopath. Never goes to the dentist, and definately needs dentures and a toothbrush. Oblivious to alcohol theives.
EW, did you see his teeth...FUCKING DURTLE! Why does your house smell like a dumpster, must of been a durtle!
By The_sweetest_BITCHullEVERmeet