Someone who 40-year-old British men are deathly afraid of, but when I was 9 and getting 4 cavities filled was just patiently waiting for my little toy/prize and new toothbrush.
Brit: Well bloody Hell there old chap, I reckon I despise that blasted dentist, but me mum she says I got to. Me: Actually, I just went yesterday and was glad to get cleaned up. It's like a fresh start, you know?
By GameBoy83
A dentist is normally an extremely good looking individual that is good in bed and is filthy rich. He/She drives the best and fastest cars and is a highly respected member of society. They have the nicest and whitest of smiles! They are intelligent professionals and are also known to be perfectionists! The envy of all professionals.
''I wish i were a dentist!'' ''If only i could marry a dentist'' ''When i grow up, i want to be a dentist'' ''That guy is fantastic in bed, he's such a dentist'' ''i love my sexy dentist''
By hotsexyeuropean2
A person that is a rich fucking asshole and owns 3 different offices and his teeth are straight and pure white and he tortures kids with braces and headgear and retainers he tortures kids with braces which hurt like fucking hell when tightened or when you eat something it hurts like hell and and messes up talking mine were 6500$ and hurt like fucking hell and it made the fucking dentist more fucking money by torturing kids teeth just so there straight and then shift back and then the dentist says you need braces for another 2 years and there workers are sexy and torture you it’s a waste of money and if you don’t take care of braces he gives you a lecture of how to take care of them and you can’t pick colors for your torture device aka braces and you try to explain to him that they where hard to take care of and says get in the chair kid and once the braces are of your excited and the dentist says where the retainer for the rest of your life and if it gets lost more money for the dentist and teeth aren’t straight and says need braces again Fuck the kid says.
Mason: hey wyly I just got my braces of today I don’t have to where them again Wyly:yeah man no more of those torture devices from hell Dr o’hara Well mason you need a retainer for the rest of atornity and weed need a wire for the bottom tooth that bent back. Mason shit I have to where this fucking retainer again I have to take it out when I eat and put it back in my mouth Dr O’Hara it’s gonna make me more fucking money if you lose it Mason Mason a dentist way of making money is when kids lose there retainers and have to get braces or torture kids basically
By MW150040582
A sadist with newer magazines.
"You know the difference between a dentist and a sadist don't you? Newer magazines!"
By Little Jerry
Someone who is payed to brush your teeth once a day, two times a year. If you are too lazy to do it yourself on a regular basis, he/she tears apart your mouth with needles and hooks, causing pure pain to the lazy fuck.
My dick of a dentist made my gums bleed
By sk8s4d8s