What's on your mug?

Cougar I'd like to fuck.

My mom's friend who doesn't have any kids is hot. She's a little older but a total CILF.

By lml

Canadian I'd Like to Fuck

That hot chick I met in LA was such a CILF eh?. I mean, sure she seemed a little Torontarded, but it doesn't change the fact that I'd like to Canadian Snowplow her.

By Toomer Head

Chinese I'd Like to Fuck

That CILF in my maths class has a tidy package

By RRyson

Comedian I'd Like to Fuck Works for both sexes.

Jim: "Did you catch the Roast of the Hoff yesterday?" Dwight: "No, my mare was in labor. Anything good?" Jim: "Well Gottfried was top as usual, but i seriously liked Whitney Cummings. Definitely a CILF, even if having a shithole like Liza Lamponelli beside raised her hottness over 9000. Later i was Cumming myself thinking about her". Dwight: "Eww".

By keichix

a cousin I'd like to fuck.

Joe: Dude your cousin is such a CILF Jay: I know right? Brad: Totally tap that

By brad5o5