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brass monkey

(n) 1. an alcoholic beverage consisting of vodka, rum (usually dark), and orange juice. Essentially a screwdriver with rum. Named for the brass-like color the dark rum and OJ create when mixed. 2. an alcoholic beverage consisting of malt liquor (usually 8 Ball or St. Ides) and Sunny Delight. 3. a 40 oz bottle of booze 4. a dance one can only do when drunk out of his mind. 5. a penis; a dick or schlong 6. An expression used to mean cold or chilly weather.

1. "Monkey tastes def when you pour it on ice Come on y'all it's time to get nice" - The Beastie Boys, "Brass Monkey" 2. "Cause I drink it anytime - and anyplace When it's time to get ill - I pour it on my face" - The Beastie Boys 3. I'm going to get some o' dat brass monkey down on Crenshaw, J ...you wanna come? 4. "I got gold, I got funky I got the new dance they call the Brass Monkey"- "Slow Ride", Beastie Boys 5. Damn, she was all up on my brass monkey. 6. It's cold enough to freeze a brass monkey's balls OR It's colder than a brass monkey's ass.

By Jam Master J

Brass Monkey

Brass monkey is the perfect hangover drink. It is proven to cure any kinds of morning afters. Basically it consists of 0.25 part of Orange juice added to 0.75 part of beer. Any kind you like, seriously at this point, who cares? Beer and OJ can also be consummed in a good ammount. Be careful, in a case of tequila hangover, wich might not be that bad, brass monkeys will feel very normal and WILL get you drunk in the morning. Just take that in consideration.

Example No1 -Bro! -Bro.. -Brass monkey? -BRO!! -Bro Example No2 (most common one) -Still got beers? -yep a couples. -Got orange juice? -Positive -Should we mix them together? -YEAH!! Let's call that a Brass Monkey!! -It's on.

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