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boomstick

BOOM-stik (noun) 1. A term used by Ashley "Ash" J. Williams in the motion picture "Army of Darkness" to describe his twelve-gauge, double-barreled, Remington shotgun possessing a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. 2. In logging, any of the larger logs chained together to create a floating boom. 3. (slang) A shotgun, especially of the sawn-off variety. 4. (slang) One of many alternate names for a penis.

"Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? THIS... is my BOOMstick! The twelve-gauge, double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?"

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