A gamer who is stuck on old-school games, and probably has not (and will not) touch a next-gen system. Usually plays anything up to SNES/Genesis (N64/PS1 aren't quite atari level yet). If they don't have those they play emulators.
There is nothing wrong with ataris, contrary to what people say about them wanting to "relive their childhood, the freaks." Some are ataris for the classic games. Some are ataris for the cheesy 8-bit music. I am an atari for the engrish.
By Meggido
when a girl is giving you a hand job, she moves your dick around like an old atari controller
I was a little sore the day after she gave me an atari.
By julian
Atari is a boy with a huge dick and gets all the bitches
OMG HE HAS A ATARI
By Coolguyatethatxya
The best game company in the world until it faced up to the reality of competition, at which point it simply pumped out a jillion games involving spaceships and shooting enemies before they shoot you, either in the form of space invaders or a side scrolling shooter.
I remember how my father used to beat me at double dragon on my atari, and how I was really crap at that ghostbusters game.
By the slut formerly known as your mother
A dead video game company that sold out to Infogrames
Atari used to be cool
By sippy cup