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Zombie

A person who accepts the status quo because of fear and/or lack of conviction. They generally only act out of anger and by then it's to late. They live without beliefs other than the following- Go to school, get a job, make money, buy lots of crap, die. Frequently encountered in the American school system and the suburbs.

Steve: Do you think we should be in Iraq? Do you feel the war is right or wrong? John: Hey the new Hummer is only going to be 36K! and it comes in yellow! Steve: Should we devote more federal funds to conduct stem cell research? John: Did you see American Idol last night? Steve: Shouldn't we report that death threat letter we found at school today? John: Huh? Were you speaking to me? Steve: Never mind. Your such a Zombie. John: (Groans. Starts chewing on Steve)

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Zombie

A model citizen, and someone who we all should strive to be. Zombies don't hide behind their insecurities or lie to other people. They just want your brains. They don't need to exaggerate to make anyone feel better, but instead, being the upfront creatures that they are, make a bull run for your delicious flesh. They don't waste away life by making false friends, finding a girl or guy zombie only to be led on, and drinking their entire life to ease the pain. Nay, they do what they want (eating brains) at any cost, being shot in the head, blown up into a million pieces, being clobbered with blunt objects. But at the end of the day, battered and beaten, the zombie finds a way to moan and get on with his life. Isn't that the true secret to personal fulfillment?

Zombie 1: "Braaaaaaiins!" Zombie 2: "Brains?"

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