What's on your mug?

A dick that is 2 times the size wide as it is long

Man, I don't know what the hell that thing was, looked like a stumpy

By joe blow

After abusing a substance, this word is often thrown around to indicate that one is intoxicated and generally affected by said substance.

DC: C'mon man, get in the car! MM: Man, I'm way too stumpy.

By cc58

A penis that is under 2 inches, not circumcised and retarded.

Thats an awfully stumpy penis you got there Mr. Bob

By anyonononmous

A redneck drinking game played out in the country. It is played with a large tree stump, hammer, and nails. Everyone has a nail partly tapped in on the stump and a drink in their hand, preferably a beer. The rotation goes in a circle and each player must flip and catch the hammer mid air and hit someone else's nail. If they drop the hammer or miss a nail, they lose the turn. The last nail standing is winner. This game can be extremely dangerous. Sometimes the nails fly and hit people in the eye or hammers get dropped on toes or other body parts. Sometimes, once very intoxicated, the hammer can hit someone in the face, causing injury.

Bubba: Man, i got nothin to do tonight.. Bill: Wanna play some stumpy? Bubba: Hell yea man, stumpy is the best, better grab some nails

By bubbfromthenorth

A drunken one night stand soo ugly,when you wake up the next day with her on your arm, you would rather gnore your own arm off leaving you with a stump for a arm, instead of waking them. (because obv alchohol will make a lass look way more attractive then they are)

Never slept with a stumpy, but i've woken up with a few

By SiegeCow