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snatch patch (n). a feminine hygiene product. An alternative to the dangermouse.

She needs a snatch patch because the cones are out

By C

An excuse guys or lesbians will use when they're either not interested in a woman or taking a break from women (typically after a break-up). Implying one is wearing a patch similar to a smoker's nicotine patch.

Whore in bar: Come on, baby! Give me some of your sweet meat! Man in bar: Sorry, ma'am...I'm on the snatch patch.

By RNPS

The female version of "cock block". See cock block.

Ol' girl was being a snatch patch when she kept talking to my boy.

By Don't Be A Snatch Patch

A derogatory term for all-female college Sweet Briar College, located near Lynchburg, Virginia. Sometimes used as an insult directed towards specific Sweet Briar students, but frequently used as a general statement toward the entire institution.

"Hey man, have you gone to the Snatch Patch recently?"

By Anon.2007

a female who acts like a bitch for no reason other than to make people miserable.

Peggy Sue left me waiting for my lunch so she could make a phone call; what a snatch patch!

By devonshire69