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When having to deficate really bad, have your lover press their tongue between your butt cheeks, then trying to see how many times you can release and pull in the turd before pinching it off in their mouth.

Last night i snapped my turtle 11 times before i pinched it off in tiffany's mouth. Greg: i just got dumped by my girl Tony: what for? Greg: i accidentally played the snapping turtle game when i had diarrhea, i totally shat all over her face. Tony: That sucks a fat one dude.

By Saxon McCormick

Someone who takes a long time to snap back

Jake: Damn Jacob play that music! Jacob: hold on! I'm snapping! Jake: wow, your such a snapping turtle!

By WildThang903

Someone that always Snapchats a video with a long time duration.

I told Evelyn "stop being a snapping turtle on Snapchat".

By Pretty FLVCKO'15

Sex position, involves having sex with only the protruding head of a turtle (usually of the snapping variety). Bonus points if the shell vibrates.

Abby: Dude why are you bleeding like that Kate: I tried the snapping turtle at the lake and it didn’t go well

By Lakelesbos69

A clamp or clip tightened around the testicles.

Mike: No way! John has a Snapping Turtle! John: What the fuck is that?

By RuggerBuggerBuggyBumpers